Hallelujah MF

By Ivan Kushnir

Welcome to a rotten slice of America, where dreams die faster than a cigarette in a puddle.

In a city that glitters with Senator Red's gold-plated skyscrapers and reeks of the desperation in the shadows, three worlds are about to collide in a spectacular spray of blood and irony.

The Pastor: John is drowning in debt, presiding over a crumbling church where even the plastic Walmart angels look tired. He's praying for a miracle to feed the hungry kids in his basement. He didn't expect that miracle to arrive in a gym bag stuffed with five million dollars of the Senator's dirty laundry.

The Senator: A man who views the hunger of his constituents as a "stimulus for ambition." When his illicit fortune goes missing, he doesn't call the cops-he calls the heavy hitters.

The Professionals: Enter Leon, a hitman with the soul of a weary philosopher, and Claire, an "Esthete" of death who treats a poisoning like a choreographed ballet. They've spent their lives cleaning up messes, but this time, the mess has a soul. From the high-stakes glitz of a political gala to a final, rain-slicked showdown at the Altar of Saint Jude, they are about to find out if some debts can ever truly be paid.

"Hallelujah MF" is a razor-sharp, cinematic neo-noir that reads like a collaborative fever dream between Quentin Tarantino and Guy Ritchie. It's a story of grit and grace, where the line between a saint and a sinner is as thin as a blade gliding over silk.

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• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GXF4V7VS
• ISBN13: 9798248977512
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 61 Pages
• Weight: 0.22 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.1" x 6.0"