DID YOU KNOW: "Murdered by Sir Lancelot" was the number one cause of death of Knights of the Round Table? King Arthur ordered Guinevere burned at the stake on three separate occasions? When Sir Gawaine died, up in heaven he was attended by the ghosts of all the mothers of his many illegitimate children? Sir Mordred's ascension came with a groundswell of popular support because peasants were stupid idiots who didn't deserve Arthur? If you did know...