Grumpianity Old Testament Hustle

By Johann Bachmann

What if faith had a subscription fee? What if miracles were trademarked? What if divine revelations came with limited-time offers?

Welcome to Grumpianity, the world's first fully optimized, legally trademarked, and hilariously unethical religion. Spearheaded by the self-proclaimed Messiah of Capitalism(TM), Ronald Grump, this satirical journey through biblical history reimagines faith as a business empire-complete with executive disciples, viral marketing campaigns, and an exclusive VIP package for salvation.

From miracle meal replacement bars(TM) to NFTs based on the Book of Revelation, no sacred tradition is safe from monetization. Whether it's turning water into premium wine or selling apocalypse survival packages to billionaires, Grump and his team of ethically flexible entrepreneurs prove that even the divine can be disrupted for profit.

A sharp, witty, and absurdly relevant parody, Grumpianity is a must-read for skeptics, business moguls, and anyone who has ever wondered what happens when late-stage capitalism meets holy scripture.

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• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F3JTQXJ7
• ISBN13: 9798230586340
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Johann Bachmann
• Length: 368 Pages
• Weight: 0.80 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 5.0" x 8.0"