Groin Frosties with Jazzy Hand: The Pervert's Guide to Modern Fiction

By Camillus John

If you've always suspected that something was missing from and not quite right with modern fiction, you'll be glad all over to read the following lightbulber; you were right all along. Therefore, swallow the red pill by taking Camillus John's jazzy hand in yours on his Pervert's Guide to Modern Fiction for over three hundred transgressive pages.Includes such fiction as -The Rise and Fall of Cinderella's Left Testicle;Rupert Rope - The Chap With Two Arseholes;Kicking My Mother in the Head;Why Conor McGregor Lost His Fight to Mayweather;The Assassination of Enda Kenny (after Hilary Mantel); The Flying Superhero Clothes Horse Himself; The Pervert's Guide to Modern Fiction by Mrs Pimple; The Woman Who Shagged Christmas; McDonald's Music; Throwing a Sausage Back and Forth for Five Minutes Without Letting it Drop;Watching a DVD with an Estate Agent;Who's Afraid of Coddle?;Dreyfus Feedbag Wants Your Nose;And many more whistle-stops of the alternative.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1725620995
• ISBN13: 9781725620995
• Release Date: September 2018
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 328 Pages
• Weight: 0.72 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.0" x 8.0"