Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit

By Brian Dale Babiak MD

Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit
A Humorous Science Fiction Satire for Fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and Absurdist Metafiction

Spreadsheets are spells. Dragons are unionized. Nachos are a sacrament. Buckle up.

When actuary Ptolemy "Tolly" Blackthorne inherits his grandmother's scarf-a knitted, contraband probability anchor-he also inherits her secret: a multi-dimensional dragon-racing circuit that runs on risk, wit, and a frankly alarming amount of nacho cheese.

Tolly's talent for modeling disaster was supposed to keep him safe. Instead, it drafts him into a portal-hopping season where vertical Niagara roars upward, magma judges enforce "Fun is mandatory," and Mars rovers form a picket line for better dental.

With a knitting-needle-wielding grandma, a sphinx librarian who demands inside voices, a beatbox legend who drops bass on probability, and a chorus of dangerously sincere Chads, Tolly learns the one formula that matters: chaos + order = meaning.

But the circuit has a parasite-Mundungus Sweetwater, the audit made flesh-hungry to turn every choice into a void. To win, Tolly must turn spreadsheets into poetry, enemies into footnotes, and a scarf into a future where dragons get to choose what they are for.

For readers of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett, and anyone who's ever believed a to-do list could save the world, Grandma's Illegal Dragon Racing Circuit is a funny, absurdist science fiction adventure where metafiction meets satire, dragons meet spreadsheets, and chaos meets heart.

A darkly comic, British-style sci-fi fantasy romp about probability, rebellion, and why no one is ever a rounding error.

Keywords: humorous science fiction, absurdist humor, Pratchett satire, metafiction, dark comedy, British humor, surreal sci-fi adventure.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FPB8J9KY
• ISBN13: 9798262990443
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 288 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 6.0" x 9.0"