Goodnight Boobs: A Parody for Grown-ups

By Aaron Abramson

It's last call at the Lion's Lair Gentlemen's Club. Is there time for one more lap dance before we say goodnight? In the Go-Go Room, not quite ready for bed, are three horny dudes. But the bouncer and DJ and bartender - and especially the exotic dancers - are closing up and heading home for the night. "Goodnight guys. Goodnight glistening thighs." And goodnight to all the things in the strobe-lit room - from the brass pole, to the watered-down drinks, to the drunk asleep in a puddle of drool at the end of the bar. In this twisted grown-up parody of the classic children's bedtime tale, we get a hilarious glimpse of the seedy side of town. Cartoon illustrations of slobbering guys and scantily-clad dancers are a perfect comedic combination for an end of the day chuckle. Disclaimer: this book contains no actual pictures of boobs. Well, maybe just one. At the very end. No nudity here, and no profanity, but arguably not recommended for readers under age 16.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1506139027
• ISBN13: 9781506139029
• Release Date: January 2015
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.0" x 0.1" x 8.5"