From the vantage of his celestial corporate campus, God nurses a seething anger. Humankind's escalating wickedness and depravity have exceeded even his threshold for tolerance and patience. As Chairman and CEO of the Universe, he seeks a measure with sufficient totality to wipe the slate clean and start over. The answer is an asteroid, a big one, redirected toward Planet Earth. The countdown to Doomsday has begun. Trusted members of his senior staff...