God Is a Woman and Her Suits Are Spotless

By Helena O'Wolf

"The idea that God might be a woman -wandering the world at her leisure while running a highly profitable homeopathy business- is, quite frankly, one of the most reasonable things ever conceived."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell Her about your plans"

Nelia, a cynical psychiatrist stuck in a bland existence in Madrid, sets off on a long road trip to attend a funeral in Dublin. Yet her journey quickly unravels when a sudden panic attack leaves her stranded just after crossing the English Channel-mere moments after deciding to end her marriage.

Trapped in the filthy restroom of a rundown roadside bar near Dover, Nelia encounters a woman whose erratic behavior is almost as unsettling as her impeccably tailored blue suit. Little does Nelia know, crossing paths with this maddening stranger won't just derail her trip-it will upend her entire life.

"A sharp, darkly funny social satire-feminist, irreverent, and unapologetic in claiming that God must be a woman. After all, she's perfect, she's the source of life, and she's got more flesh and blood to her than a late-night takeaway."

"A take on society through a woman's eyes-because cynicism, nihilism, sarcasm, and orgasms were never just a man's game."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 8409708671
• ISBN13: 9788409708673
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Bigblackcat Publishing
• Length: 406 Pages
• Weight: 1.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 6.0" x 9.0"