Goats, Glitches & Grand Gestures: A Romantic Comedy

By Dalton Douglas

Joe Ramirez believes goats are not chaotic.

They are strategic.

As the calm, competent farmhand responsible for managing Owen's goats during Dalton's latest community animal event, Joe has systems for everything: feed distribution, gate security, volunteer flow, emergency rerouting, and the prevention of goat-led structural collapse.

Then Luke Fuentes arrives.

Luke is bright, restless, cheerfully improvisational, and closely associated with Phil, a ferret whose moral compass points directly toward theft. Joe expects disruption. What he does not expect is for Luke's chaos to keep working.

As the app behind Dalton's unusual pet community starts repeatedly pairing Joe and Luke together, everyone insists it is not matchmaking. The goats disagree. Phil appears to have evidence. And Joe is forced to confront the possibility that the most stable systems are not the ones designed to prevent change-but the ones strong enough to make room for it.

Goats, Glitches & Grand Gestures is a funny, low-angst MM romantic comedy about competence, chaos, found family, and the deeply suspicious intelligence of goats.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H23Y1KKX
• ISBN13: 9798197276889
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 308 Pages
• Weight: 0.82 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 6.0" x 9.0"