Gnome Man's Land

By E.B. Dravenstadt

What do you get when you cross a neurotic CPA, a sock monkey girl, a Marine, a psychic mechanic and a naked fortune-teller with a charismatic lawn ornament? Pandagnomium. Marshall Hogan's wife has just walked out on him, and a gnome has just walked in. A garden gnome is talking to him, and Marshall is convinced he's flipped his tomato. Kicked out of the life he knew, he comes face to face with a cast of whacky gnome-centric characters intent on righting gnome gags that have gone terribly wrong. Everybody has had a bad shake with love, from Marshall himself to the sock monkey girl, his corporate boss and everyone in between, including his gay friends, Jared and Tommy, who seem on the verge of a breakup. Can gnomes turn this tide around? It turns out nobody is what they seem in this feel-good romantic comedy about love, friendship and the power of gnomes to make you realize that life is magical after all. Gnome sayin'?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1713318733
• ISBN13: 9781713318736
• Release Date: December 2019
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 362 Pages
• Weight: 1.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.9" x 5.5"