When a retirement-community shrimp special triggers a quantum-level geologic awakening, three stubborn old men-Arty, Bernard, and Cecil-find themselves at the center of Earth's overdue performance review of humanity.
A sinkhole with a mind of its own, raccoons forming a labor union, and Bigfoot showing up as a "Territorial Liaison" are only the start. As timelines buckle and the desert begins selecting which humans are worth keeping, the Geezers must use humor, pickled eggs, and sheer stubbornness to negotiate with a sentient planet before the next phase of "ecosystem restructuring" resets everything... permanently.
Absurd, cosmic, heartfelt, and wildly inventive, Quantum Arty and the Shrimp Incident is a surreal sci-fi adventure where laughter isn't just medicine-it's the only thing keeping the world from collapsing. Literally.