Galactic Cruise Line Castaways: Because Love Deserves Better Neighbors

By Janson Davies

Chad Landau just wanted a quiet fifth anniversary. What he got was a first-class ticket to the most luxurious cruise ship in the galaxy - courtesy of his insufferably generous neighbors, Harold and Willena Putterman, who happened to book the suite next door.

Across fifteen days of interstellar chaos, emergency pod launches, artificial jungle paradises, sensory deprivation tanks, staged breakups, and a harmonica solo no one asked for, Chad and Roxie discover that love isn't found in the perfect moment. It's what survives all the wrong ones.

A cinematic sci-fi comedy narrated in Chad's own voice - dry, devoted, and perpetually baffled. Galactic Cruise Line Castaways is the audiobook for anyone who has ever been loved too loudly by exactly the wrong people.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0H11KWWT6
• ISBN13: 9798196042072
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 62 Pages
• Weight: 0.21 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"