Funny Tales -Special Edition- (The Poopy Pants Chronicles)

By Mafia Miller

This is a collection of only the more humorous stories found in the Poopy Pants series. The lead story is a "preview" tale to be found in Volume 9, ROCKY THE WANDER DOG. My Jack Russell Terrier, Rocky, has had a long history of very memorable events, many of which are humorous. Volume 9 has several of his stories, along with the stories of several other animals. The selection that is in this book, is titled, "GABBY & HIS LOVE OF WATCHING NIKKI TAKE A SHOWER." The story is about a great little dog, Gabby & his beautiful mate, Nikki. Whenever, she took a shower, he would watch and it always made her mad. The next selection is also a humorous "preview" tale, to appear in Volume 10, SEXY TALES. The name of this selection is "TWIN NON-STRIPPING STRIPPERS, HANKY & PANKY." The next section is original stories found in this Volume 8. The first group of stories are unique stories about the "Married with Children" TV show. The next group of funny stories are about 25 legends of comedy. All of these are original stories with both groups having video links to unique performances. In the Kindle edition, just hold down the control button and click on the link, or copy and paste the link into your browser. The last group of original stories in this volume, contain a whole lot of insults by bloggers hurled at other bloggers and receiving insults in return. If you are entertained by insults and want to see various levels of education in Appalachia, this is your spot. The next cluster of selections contains funny stories from all of the other volumes of the Poopy Pants series. A few samples of the stories found in this book are: HE THREW A DUMMY INTO THE OCEAN & IT YELLED, "HELP! SAVE ME!""MOM! SOMEBODY SHOT SANTA! MICKEY MOUSE TOO!" WHAT ABOUT BOB, BOB, BOB, BOB, BOBBING ALONG? THAT BUS RIDE WITH MY 50 DRUNKEN BUDDIES THAT TRIP THROUGH THE BOONIES WITH ME, LARRY AND CURLY THE MAN WHO WAS TRICKED INTO MARRYING HIS FIANCE'S MOTHER GABBY AND HIS LOVE OF WATCHING NIKKI TAKE A SHOWER TWIN NON-STRIPPING STRIPPERS, HANKY & PANKY THE MARRIED WITH CHILDREN EPISODE THAT WAS BANNED FROM TVAL BUNDY & TRACI LORDS & THE 35 FAMOUS BABES DUMB AND DUMBER, ASHLAND'S TWO FAMOUS WANNA-BE THIEVES THE BARE BOSOM BABE WHO MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A BOOB THE TIME HOWDY DOODY WAS KIDNAPPED BY ONE BIG DUMMY THE MODEL WHOSE BIG MOUTH BECAME A RADIO TRANSMITTER THOSE FUNNY CURVE BALLS THROWN BY A STRAIGHT MAN BECOMING A STAR AFTER TALKING TO HIS FRIENDS IN A CLOSET CALLING A PHONY PATRIOT A TEXAS TURD FACE BEFORE STYMIE & BUCKWHEAT WAS SUNSHINE SAMMY THE DAY GABBY HAYES & TONTO BECAME BUDS QUACK! QUACK! THE DUCK IS BACK, AND ROCKY GOOSES HIM

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1522854126
• ISBN13: 9781522854128
• Release Date: January 2016
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 172 Pages
• Weight: 1.14 lbs.
• Dimensions: 11.0" x 0.4" x 8.5"