Funny quotes book

By: Biz, Marek

Funny Quotes Book - A Great Gift

This is a collection of the funniest quotes from numerous sources and arranged by themes.

Makes the great gift for both men and women. Give a little laughter.A book you can use at any occasion and pick up where you last left off.Tell a speech with a humorous quotation.Entertainment and a laugh at life's quirks

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There are 149 quotes in this book. Just look at some of them:
-Adulting is so overrated
-Adulting is a soup and I am a fork
-Adult-ish
-Alcohol because no good story starts with a salad
-All my plants are sassy
-Always late
-Always stay weird
-Anti-social human
-Bad idea department take a number 102
-Be savage not average
-Beautiful hot mess
-Because work
-Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
-Better late than ugly
-Blonde / brunette and boujee
-Born to go camping / fishing / shopping forced to work
-Calories don't count on the weekend
-Chicken hugs life
-Classy with a savage side
-Coffee before talkie
-Coffee is the most meal of the day
-Come back with alcohol / chocolate/ pizza/ wine
-Cute but psycho
-Cute is my superpower
-Dark coffee black cats and sarcasm
-Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive
-Don't make me lose my page
-Don't stress meowt
-Don't wake the bear
-Everyone was thinking it I just said it
-Feed me pizza and call me princess
-Feeling prickly
-First name: always Last name: hungry
-Girls just wanna have funds
-Go climb a cactus
-Hot mess express
-How do I like my eggs, umm.. in a cupcake
-I blame the menopause
-I can give you multiple sarcasms
-I can resist everything except temptation
-I can't have kids. my dog / my cat is allergic
-I choose chocolate/ pizza/ wine (duh)
-I do. I do what she says
-I don't give a fuck
-I don't have time for your mid-life crisis
-I don't hold grudges I remember facts
-I don't like morning people
-I don't pretend to be something I'm not except sober
-I don't rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best
-I don't sing in the car. I perform
-I drink coffee for your protection
-I feel like I'm already tired tomorrow
-I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge
-I hate being late but I'm so good at it
-I have it all together I just can't find it
-I just want to drink beer and embarrass my friends / kids
-I like country & maybe 3 people
-I love my boss (I'm self employed)
-I love the sound you make when you don't talk
-I love you more than wine
-I need like 96 hours in a day
-I only sound sarcastic
-I promise I'm nicer than my face looks
-I put the no in I'll let you know
-I saw that -Karma
-I still live with my parents
-I think my soulmate might be carbs
-I tried running but I kept spilling my wine
-I wouldn't say you're stupid. you are, but I wouldn't say it
-I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong
-I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color
-I'm done talking
-I'm fine but the rest of you need therapy
-I'm just a unicorn who lost her horn
-I'm not slurring I'm speaking in cursive
-I'm not weird I'm limited edition
-I'm on a bacon and muffin diet
-I'm really not funny I'm just mean & people think I'm joking
-I'm so hungry
-I'm sorry you lost me at exercise
-I've got 99 problems and caring isn't one
-I've got 99 problems and rose isn't one
-If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it success?
-If you don't like cats / dogs / tacos, I don't like you
-If you fall, I'll be there . -Floor
and many more...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN13: 9798334896116
• Release Date: July 2024
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 150 Pages
• Weight: 0.46 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"