The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2: The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

By Rosemarie Jarski

The bestselling blockbusting bumper book of humorous quotations rides back into town with 6 000 more hilariously funny quotes. From times past to the modern day classic funnies to contemporary wit The Funniest Thing You Never Said 2 delivers an unbeatable selection of fantastic and hilarious quotes on every subject under the sun. Featuring topics as diverse as celebrity to religion and including a cast of quotees ranging from Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson there's something here for everyone with a sense of humour.

'I am willing to love all mankind except an American.' - Samuel Johnson

'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot dysentery peaches ... all the Geldof daughters.' - Sean Lock

'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.' - Richard Nixon

'I've had more women than most people have noses.' - Steve Martin

'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best.' - Oscar Wilde

'Well it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.' - Homer Simpson

'All I know is I'm not a Marxist.' - Karl Marx

'I'm the pink sheep of the family.' - Alexander McQueen

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0091924510
• ISBN13: 9780091924515
• Release Date: May 2012
• Publisher: Ebury Press
• Length: 560 Pages
• Weight: 1.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.7" x 6.0" x 7.9"