Fucking shoe: A Prince Charming Story

By Ian Sollien

"It all started with a ball.

You're 16 he said, it's time to find a girl and get married he said. And give me grandchildren! I said no, but it's not like I had a say in the matter.

So there was a ball and a shoe incident. I don't want to bore you with details, it sucked and I hate dancing. I'll make the story short for you. To please my father the king, I'm travelling the countryside searching for the owner of the shoe and everyone but me seems to think that when I find her I'll live happily ever after...

... Fucking shoe!

We all know the fairytale: Cinderella, the fairy godmother, the pumpkin, the cute animals, the ball and the happy ending. But what if the prince doesn't want a wife at all? Maybe he doesn't even want to be a prince?

This Prince Charming is hopelessly in love with his best friend Adam and has no intention at all to marry whoever owns the glass shoe. Will he ever come out and tell his friend about his feelings? And what will happen when he finally fits the shoe on Cinderella's foot?

Follow me on this crazy adventure, and we'll find out.

Readers beware. This story will contain a lot of bad language, teenage struggles, anxieties, boy x boy love and existential crises. A fair amount of pixie dust and unicorn sprinkles, sarcasm and humour.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B09YF28QFS
• ISBN13: 9798810486886
• Release Date: April 2022
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 88 Pages
• Weight: 0.28 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 6.0" x 9.0"