I've been in love with Ash Johansson for as long as I can remember. Former hockey player for the NHL, he now has his dream job coaching the team he loves. Except, while he's off living his best life, I'm left here. Not in a loveless marriage, but in something much worse; a lonely one. Our forever has fizzled out. So I do the only thing that makes sense. I move out of our marital home to give...