French Horny: An Erotic Sentient Instrument Romance

By Nora Noodle

Melody has been able to hear the whisperings of inanimate objects since adolescence. The voices stopped when she got to college, until a few years in when they return, coming from her beloved French horn. Will she be able to ignore the resurgence of these intrusions or will there be some other way to quell them? Instruments have never been so horny.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0D83GCPXT
• ISBN13: 9798325877353
• Release Date: July 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 38 Pages
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.1" x 6.0"