What if Fourth Wing was written by someone with no filter, a grudge against fantasy tropes, and a plus-sized heroine who gives zero sh*ts? Welcome to Fifth Wing . Vile Soreinbut isn't graceful, chosen, or even particularly motivated--but she's confident, curvy, and somehow bonds with the most temperamental dragon in the sky. Now she's stuck at Mudbath Community War College, dodging flaming obstacle courses, toxic rivals, and one very broody, leather-clad disaster named Xadence Marriott. Xadence was supposed to be a dark, mysterious heartthrob. Instead, he's being emotionally dismantled by a woman who eats pastries during battle briefings and thinks seduction starts with mild insults. This laugh-out-loud fantasy parody skewers everything you love (and secretly hate) about the genre: tragic backstories, enemies-to-lovers angst, overly dramatic deaths, and dragons who might be high. From bestselling parody author Reid Mockery ( Fifty Shades of Beige , The Horsemaid , Detergent ), Fifth Wing delivers chaos, comedy, and just enough heat to keep your Kindle fogged up. If you love dragons, heroines who break the mold, and fantasy books that don't take themselves seriously--this is your next favorite read.
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