"The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself." --Voltaire "Every man who is high up likes to think that he has done it all himself, and the wife smiles and lets it go at that." --J.M. Barrie "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." --Bill Cosby "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you...