Flabsolutely Furious: Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club

By Dustin Gross

They told him to shrink. He chose to suplex society instead.

Ricky "Napalm" Stubbs just got fired for body-slamming a vending machine-and that was before the smart scale insulted his BMI in a British accent. Unemployed, overweight, and overwhelmingly pissed off, Ricky creates the Chunky Combat Club: a secret underground league for misfits who are thicc, ticked, and totally over it.

Joined by a foul-mouthed derby queen, a masked luchador fueled by carbs and trauma, a gospel-singing giant, and a dangerously gassy scooter warrior, Ricky leads the fluffiest rebellion since the invention of cheese fries. Together, they battle diet culture, corporate cruelty, and bad Yelp reviews-one belly slam at a time.

Flabsolutely Furious is an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud satire full of rage-fueled redemption, absurd fight scenes, and snack-powered solidarity.

No kale. No regrets. Just glorious, snack-fueled mayhem.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F3V1WH39
• ISBN13: 9798316795819
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 104 Pages
• Weight: 0.24 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"