Fish Gutz

By Drew Wohlford

What if God slid into your DMs... during a Fortnite match?

Meet Jonah Thompson-a 13-year-old gamer who'd rather raid virtual dungeons than his dad's smelly fishing boat. But when a mysterious voice blasts through his headphones, ordering him to save New York City from an ocean apocalypse, Jonah does what any sane kid would do: he bolts to Vegas. Too bad God's WiFi reaches the desert.

After a hurricane-tossed Greyhound bus, a vomit-inducing submarine shaped like a rusty whale, and three days trapped with expired protein bars and a very chatty deity, Jonah's escape plan sinks faster than plastic in the Mariana Trench. Now he's got to rally TikTok activists, outsmart a mayor who thinks he's "just a kid," and face down oil execs armed with nothing but a waterlogged notebook and his dead mom's voice in his head.

Can one scrawny seventh grader
+ a submarine full of ghost scientists

+ a dad who smells like bait
= Save the planet?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F94CVR8F
• ISBN13: 9798284445020
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 190 Pages
• Weight: 0.58 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"