In the vibrant, chaotic streets of Bradford, two bigoted businessmen, Callum Shakespeare and Moskat Khan, are bound by a shared history of abandonment and prejudice, yet divided by their mutual disdain. Callum, a flatulent plumber with a patriotic fervor, dreams of a "pure" England, while Mozzy, a burping shopkeeper of Indian Muslim heritage, grapples with rejection from both his community and the nation he calls home. Their lives collide when their children, Harry and Samia, fall deeply in love, threatening to unravel their families' fragile facades. As the couple's forbidden romance sparks a chain of hilarious and heartfelt events, the two fathers are forced to confront their biases, dragging their dysfunctional families along for the ride. From Samantha's dreams of luxury to Maria's secret empire, and Taylor's culinary ambitions hiding his true self, each character embarks on a journey of self-discovery. When a series of mishaps lands them in Mumbai, they encounter a whirlwind of cultural clashes, unexpected allies, and bizarre revelations-from a mistaken witch to a nightclub ban. Guided by the compassionate Imam Zesty Bhai and a cast of eccentric characters, including a tight-fisted uncle and a dreamy chef, they navigate love, betrayal, and redemption. Set against a backdrop of football fervor, Bollywood flair, and social media stardom, Finding Salman Khan is a riotous comedy that weaves themes of racism, family, and acceptance into a tapestry of laughter and growth. Perfect for readers who enjoy humor with heart, this tale proves that love and kindness can triumph over division, transforming even the most stubborn souls. Through absurd antics and poignant moments, the characters learn to embrace their flaws and find belonging in a world that's messier-and more beautiful-than they ever imagined.