Fifty Spades of Grey: A Parody: Erotica for classy blokes

By L.O.L. James

Fifty Spades of Grey - Planting the seeds of desire.Christina is trying to turn Dave's attention away from the garden bed and towards her bed. Dave, oblivious as usual just thinks he's found a woman as fascinated as he is by roots, spadework, and the need to tidy up one's bush in time for summer.Fifty Shades of Blokes is a series for us guys who just don't get all the fuss about this Fifty Shades malarkey.When handyman, Dave Woode, does some weekend work for young entrepreneur, Christina Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and desperate to try out a 'bit of rough'. The unworldly, innocent Dave - like almost every man before him - has no idea what's going on, and believes Christina simply shares his passions for sports, DIY and gardening. The series follows the young couple as they embark on a passionate, double-entendre filled exploration of balls, power tools and spreading a bit of seed around.With every story written the way men would like it - incredibly short - the Fifty Shades of Blokes trilogy won't 'possess you' or 'obsess you', but it is quite obviously a parody that will leave you asking: - How do men and women ever get together?- How many men are really as simple as Dave?- What does it say about our sex lives when 'the real books' sell a million copies a week?N.B. This series is intended for immature audiences.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1480084352
• ISBN13: 9781480084353
• Release Date: October 2012
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 128 Pages
• Weight: 0.40 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"