The hilariously erotic third and final parody in the bestselling Fifty Sheds trilogy 'Which whip today?' she rasped, tightly clad in black leather. 'I don't know, ' I replied. 'I can never decide between banana and butterscotch.' In the pulsating climax to the trowel-egy, multi-millionaire Colin Grey finds himself with the ultimate dilemma. Having accidently mixed his Viagra with his hearing aid, and ending up with a hard of hearing on, he must finally man up and choose between the great loves of his life. Should he go with Lady Christina Mellors--the sophisticated cougar who first deflowered him, all those years ago? Or his long-suffering wife, Brenda? Or can Colin finally break free and return to his one true love--his shed?
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