Festivus/Seinfeld: Celebration Kit [With Battery]

By Running Press

Celebrate Festivus-- the Seinfeld holiday for the rest of us-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes: 9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)5 Human Fund donation gift cards2 magnetsIncludes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:

Button 1 The Story of Festivus: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! . . . out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 The Festivus Pole: There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 The Airing of Grievances: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
Button 4 The Feats of Strength: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumb

• Format: Misc.
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0762462361
• ISBN13: 9780762462360
• Release Date: October 2017
• Publisher: Rp Minis
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.9" x 2.9" x 3.8"