Fck Your Birthday: The Day That Never Goes as Planned

By Charlie Rhino

You were told birthdays are supposed to be magical.
You were lied to.

Instead of joy and celebration, you get forgotten messages, awkward dinners, weird gifts, and people making your day about themselves. Fck Your Birthday* is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide for anyone who's ever felt like their "special day" was anything but.

This is not a feel-good book. It's a callout. A roast. A survival guide for those who wake up every year hoping for peace and end up stuck in birthday hell.

Equal parts hilarious and painfully true-because deep down, you've known it all along:
Birthdays never go the way you planned.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F2G76CVM
• ISBN13: 9798315410713
• Release Date: March 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 64 Pages
• Weight: 0.16 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"