Fatty Fish 2: Money Makes the World Go Round

By Nuesret Kaymak

Fatty Fish 2: Money Makes the World Go Round
- or: How Primates Turned into Mindless Cash Cows for a Few Grams of Fish Fat

The fish are back with the mic-and this time, they're pissed off.
After unmasking the entire creation in Volume 1 as a chaotic screw-up involving a cleaning lady, a poker game, and a sewer explosion, they're now laying all the cards on the wet table: It's all about the cold, hard cash.

Why does Homo sapiens chase dead fish like a maniac? Why does he swallow capsules that reek of fish factory? Why does he happily fork over premium prices for "heart-healthy from the sea"-while the oceans get plundered and dolphins drown as collateral damage?

Because a massive, perfectly oiled Fat Mafia Circus is in full swing.

In the second volume, you dive into the greasy underbelly of the Omega-3 economy:

The fish oil barons (along with their white-coat lobby mercenaries) who convince you plant-based ALA is "inferior"-even though your body actually converts and uses EPA & DHA from algae way more efficiently.The aquaculture moguls stuffing salmon into manure ponds and selling it to you as "sustainable."The pharma and supplement giants raking in billions while badmouthing algae oil as cheap competition.The ad agencies brainwashing your mind for decades with "fish makes you smart & sexy."And yeah: even some cardiologists and neurologists who-whether knowingly or conditioned-chant the mantra on repeat and pocket kickbacks.

The fish call it straight: You're not sick-you're a profitable symptom.

But Money Makes the World Go Round doesn't leave you wallowing in frustration. Instead, here's the satirical life preserver:

How you get more bioavailable EPA/DHA in 30 seconds a day with algae oil (from controlled tanks, not ransacked oceans)-and often cheaper.Which plant oils & seeds (flax, chia, hemp, walnut) smartly boost your ALA reserves and crank up conversion rates.The synthetic alternatives that are already here but get buried by the industry.Practical shopping lists, cost breakdowns, and comparisons: Proof you can save 30-70% while easing the pressure on the seas.Plus tons of dark-humored anecdotes about apes killing their own kind for a few drops of cod liver oil-while the algae chuckles quietly in the background.

Bottom line: This isn't some eco-guide that leaves you with a guilty conscience. This is a brutal, pitch-black satirical takedown of the biggest organized heist of modern times-wrapped as an underwater comedy thriller where the fish are the good guys and you finally stop being their executioner.

Stop bleeding for their fat.
Stop dumping your money into the ocean.
And start breaking the chains-with algae, brains, and a seriously wicked grin.

Fatty Fish 2: Money Makes the World Go Round
Volume 2 of the trilogy that doesn't just question fish consumption-it dismantles it economically, ethically, and biologically.

Read it. Laugh bitterly. And switch sides-before the next fish gives its life for your capsule.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 396183041X
• ISBN13: 9783961830411
• Release Date: March 2020
• Publisher: Atelier Kaymak Ug
• Length: 202 Pages
• Weight: 0.53 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"