There's always someone telling the hero about a prophecy, right? But we only ever hear part of it. What if our protagonist-a cyber-goth Viking woman with a penchant for partying with her friends-was carrying the prophecy itself? And what if you could read it in full?
Maybe this is just some meta nonsense. Maybe it's no different from every other book you've read. Or maybe-just maybe-it's a fun, well-structured story that'll leave you wanting to read the other two parts that I can't afford to write unless you and all your friends buy a copy.