Fart Cops

By Tim James

"In every city, there is a secret division of the Police Department; secret, because they're too embarrassed to admit that they even have a division for crimes of flatulence. Do not ask them! They will deny it!They're the Fart Cops.These are their stories."High school student Squeak Eakins is in Beantown for the finals of the "America Rules!" Constitutional competition, but when he falls victim to a fart attack at Weyerduff Art Center, he finds him swept up in an investigation that will open his eyes to a secret World of Farts. How could someone cut a fart that put ten people into comas? Who would cut such a fart and why? What does the He-Gassen scroll have to do with all of this? Join Squeak and Boston's Least Popular Law Officers as the get to the... root ...of this mystery.Fart Cops is a high-spirited comedy adventure with elements of satire. Author Tim James describes the tone as; "I was aiming for 'Liz Lemon writing a Law & Order novelization for MAD Magazine,' but if I'm honest with myself as both a writer and a 30 Rock nerd, it's more like Frank & Twofer." For juveniles and juvenile adults.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 198093665X
• ISBN13: 9781980936657
• Release Date: April 2018
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 225 Pages
• Weight: 1.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 10.0" x 0.6" x 8.0"