FUBAR.The day my life fell apart, I was introduced to this term. It's comforting to know there's one word that completely defines my life.Go ahead. Look it up. And right next to the term, you might see a picture of me as the example, sweltering in a 40-pound princess gown in front of my castle beside a kiddie coaster ... ... and flanked by the sexiest piece of man candy that ever walked this earth: Dylan Sheridan. The same Dylan Sheridan who's an...