Exterminate This!: My Boyfiend is a Vampire

By Jenny Iroh

Gregory-Jane O'Connor dreams of being normal. But she's a talented human with a strange name, a strange twin brother, a bizarre pet, and an incapacitating psychic power. Greg hears things other people can't. Things that are not normal. Karl, a flip-flop wearing vampire with hair that belongs on a shampoo commercial, is also anything but normal, and he can't stay away from Greg. While Karl gently woos Greg with long walks on the beach, the darkness of his world crashes down around them.

Vampires don't date.

Vampires collect psychically talented humans as pets and home d?cor. Karl's involvement with her puts Gregory-Jane on the night world's radar. Greg and her twin brother are captured by a fae headhunter and set to be auctioned at a vampire gala. Can Karl save her before she's sold, body and blood, to another?

Can Gregory-Jane find a new normal with a monster?

"A vampire auction, a lost dog, a talking spider, and a socially-awkward protagonist, Exterminate This! may be the weirdest ride you take this year. As soon as I thought I knew what was going to happen next, Iroh flipped the script on me." H.A.L. Wagner, Author of Grimes' Punishment

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B09X65MPVJ
• ISBN13: 9798433347618
• Release Date: April 2022
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 324 Pages
• Weight: 0.71 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.0" x 8.0"