Everything I Know About the Stock Market: Blank Journal & Gag Gift

By: Wurth Phd, Nett

The perfect gag gift for birthdays, holidays, retirement and other special occasions. What do most people know about the stock market? Nothing *** This journal alternates between 8 LINED pages for writing and 2 BLANK pages for sketching/diagrams throughout - Size 5.2" x 2" x 8" with 110 pages total. *** It's designed to explain the financial world in the simplest fashion. Its empty pages can be used to take notes on investing and document market trends, and draw diagrams and charts. It can also be used as a diary, notes for work and school, a place for random sketches and diagrams, a notebook for tips and tricks, or all of the above. Make the gift even more special by tucking a little cash or gift certificate into the folds. ** Bulk orders of 25 or more are available at a discount directly from the publisher, Write Run Books, for corporate offerings, special event gifts, party favors for groups, conference and convention hand-outs, promotional items, and charitable giveaways. On the BACK COVER: Everything you know about investing in the stock market and how the stock exchange affects the economy has been miraculously archived on the pages of this book for easy reference. You'll find plenty of room in the margins to record important information about your personal investments, set financial goals, take notes on trends, list market orders, or write down tips you've received from people who have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Answered by osmosis are questions like... - In what country is NASDAQ? - Who is Dow Jones and why does he keep falling? - Do I get beef stock or chicken stock? - Exactly how am I supposed to hold the stock? - Who am I expected to share with? - What are my options? - How do I exchange my stock for something else? - Where is the market that has the bull? - How high is the wall on the street? - What salsa goes well with the blue chips? - In what city is the bed and breakfast deal? Good luck and best wishes on your future investments "A few days ago, the Dow Jones dropped another 240 points. And I can't tell you how frustrating it is to not know what that means." - John Mulaney

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1546940502
• ISBN13: 9781546940500
• Release Date: May 2017
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 112 Pages
• Weight: 0.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.2" x 8.0"