Every Excuse in the Book: 714 Ways to Say "It's Not My Fault!"

by Craig Boldman

Book Overview

This compendium offers every excuse for every occasion, such as: It was the alien experiment. I haven't been the same since Elvis died. My inner child made me do it. All excuses are illustrated. This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 156731354X
• ISBN13: 9781567313543
• Release Date: January 1999
• Publisher: MJF Books
• Length: 288 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.

Customer Reviews

just for fun

This is one of the funniest books I have seen in a long time. It's just got some hilarious excuses, and it has excuses that people have used on me. It's just a riot to see them all in one place, and, if I ever get in a sticky situation, maybe a good excuse is just what I'll need!

Every Excuse in the Book by Craig Goldman

Folks: I read this book in my dentist's waiting room, while waiting for some crown work. The excuses are compartmented in categories: excuses for not having sex, excuses for having sex. Political excuses, criminal excuses, excuses for sinning; not sinning, etc, so you can suit the excuse to the occasion. No offensive words are used, and the book is so hilarious that I laughed through an hour's drilling and shaving and forgot all feelings of apprehension usually felt in the chair. Now that is a powerful soporific to put it mildly, and it did not cost me anything. (Of course, I had to order the book to read the rest of the excuses.)

It kept me laughing all night.

This book kept me up all night laughing and it gave me an excuse to use for my boss the next day! It wasn't my fault I was laughing so much!!!

My side still hurts from laughing!!

Funny and useful....I loved the artwork!!! It kept me out of trouble with my boss......and my boyfriend!!!!

Hilarious, Funniest book I read this year

one of the funniest books I have read, I even learned a few new excuses that worked on my wife!!!!