Every Day I'm Going To Try To Be More Positive. Every Day I'm Positive Everyone: Is An Asshole. -Funny Sarcastic Memes And Quotes Journal- Funny Adult ... Or Diary (Sarcastic Adult Humor Gifts)

By Sarcastic Ass

So this is a journal. Or notebook. Or Diary or whatever the hell you want to call it. You write stuff in it, or didn't you know that? I know, I know...you're looking for that funny gift that will either charm someone, make them laugh, or make them raise an eyebrow. Well, you've probably found the perfect item, but hell, who knows? They might love it or they might hate it. They might use it for toilet paper.

You could just buy it and keep it for yourself. I mean, you did actually click this far to get to this description, didn't you? So you thought it was worth looking into a little further.

Well, since you're already here, I'll tell you about this little gem. It has a cover. It has pages with lines on it. The lines you can use to write notes, feelings, how shitty your day was or how much you hate your boss. Or maybe you love your boss and want to give this as a bosses day gift? That could work. Could score some brownie points that way.

It's a 6x9. Not too big, not too small. Has a little over 100 pages. I tried to do an even number, like 100, 150 or 200 pages, but I decided to be different and do 108.

Well, since you probably can't think of all the ways to use this on your own, I'll make a list of ideas to get you started. You could combine it with a sarcastic t-shirt or even a cool coffee mug. Maybe even one of those phone thingy's that stick to the back of the phone, I think they are called pop sockets. Those are annoying as crap though, but, whatever floats your boat.

Oh, here's those ideas:

Sarcastic Boss Gift (I think I said that already, but whatevs)Sarcastic Birthday Gift (Nothing like rubbing it in )Sarcastic Anniversary Gift (You mean they are STILL married?)Complimentary gift for an adult coloring book (Yeah, I know...adults like to sit around and color too )Adult Humor Wedding Gift (no...it won't be embarrassing...I promise )Adult Humor Christmas Present (because nothing says Happy Holidays like sarcasm)Bachelor or Bachelorette Party Gift (because it's the last hoorah and everybody knows it )Gift Under $10 Dollars (nothing wrong with being frugal)Sarcastic Gag Gift (do I really need to keep explaining these?)Adult Humor Baby Shower Gift (because once that little bundle of joy gets here, they won't be sleeping anymore )

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1724938363
• ISBN13: 9781724938367
• Release Date: August 2018
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 108 Pages
• Weight: 0.48 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.3" x 6.0"