Erf

By: Starbuck, Billy

What if God decided to fix your life... by turning the whole world into a playground?

Brian Perkins is a stressed-out rule follower who believes in doing everything right-faithful, responsible, punctual... and quietly exhausted. But after a broken justice system and a broken heart push him to the edge, Brian wakes up to a reality that doesn't just feel off-it's renamed. Earth is now ERF, and everyone seems weirdly okay with it.

Coffee shows up in wine glasses. Banks start conga lines. Police chases involve water guns. And yes... a criminal might literally hide under the lettuce.

As Brian tries to survive a day in a world powered by joy and nonsense, he's forced to confront the real problem: he hasn't been living-he's been managing. And God, apparently, has a sense of humor... and a lesson Brian can't ignore.

ERF is a clean, laugh-out-loud, heartfelt story about faith, family, and remembering how to be alive again.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GD6Z7357
• ISBN13: 9798241846570
• Release Date: February 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 120 Pages
• Weight: 0.38 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"