ELI5 Easter: The Simple Guide for Redpilled Men

By Conrad Riker

Easter's Gone Soft-Here's How to Restore Its Warrior D.N.A. (Before Your Sons Think Dyeing Eggs Is Manly)

Do pastel-clad bunny rituals make you feel like a beta provider funding someone else's childhood fantasy?

Why celebrate a resurrection myth that's been neutered into pastel consumerism instead of primal purpose?

Tired of being the A.T.M. for "Spring Day" brunches while your authority gets hunted like a chocolate egg?
Exposes how Easter's pagan roots honored warriors, not woke Hallmark dads. Debunks the "bunny" as a castrated male symbol-and what to replace it with. Reveals why 89% of Easter ads target women (and how to boycott the scam). Teaches Spartan fasting rituals that boost testosterone, not tofu sacraments. Restores father-son rites crushed by "Spring Day" snowflakes. Maps how Viking fire pits and stag antlers trump pastel basket slavery. Explains why Christ's resurrection mirrors Achilles, not soyboy church hugs. Tactics to turn Easter funds into Bitcoin, bullion, or bourbon-not brunch debt.
If you want to resurrect your primal purpose, bankrupt feminist egg hunts, and lead your tribe like Odin in spring-buy this book today.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F3JM8365
• ISBN13: 9798316548965
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 176 Pages
• Weight: 0.54 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"