Effin' Birds 2027 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

By Aaron Reynolds

Cute birds, filthy mouths. Instant mood booster.

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all--from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk--with wings.

Features include:
7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)Perfect boundSturdy softcoverPrinted on FSC (R)-certified paper with soy-based inkRibbon page marker12-month planner: January-December 2027Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and remindersMonthly and weekly planning pagesWeekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to writeExtra pages at back for notes, goals, and moreYear-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028Official major world holidays and observancesMoon phases, based on Universal TimeVintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings

• Format: Misc.
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GF95N2R4
• ISBN13: 9798881607814
• Release Date: July 2026
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Length: 140 Pages
• Weight: 0.06 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 7.3" x 9.5"