Eat, Sh*t, Rule: Confessions of a House Cat Tyrant

By Jason Allday

Meet Reggie. He's not your average housecat-he's a foul-mouthed, power-hungry, chaos-loving menace with a superiority complex the size of a lion's ego. And he's got plans. Big ones.

In this unapologetically twisted and darkly hilarious collection of misadventures, Reggie manipulates, torments, and occasionally traumatizes everyone around him-from his gullible canine roommate Buddy to his increasingly unstable human caretakers, Mark and Karen. Whether he's running for President (of the house), launching a feline fight club, staging a s ance to contact his past lives (one of which involved Mussolini), or going viral as a petfluencer only to get cancelled within a week-Reggie proves time and time again that he's not just a pet... he's the whole damn show.

Buddy, the sweet-natured dog with the emotional range of a potato, is just trying to survive the daily madness. But in this household, survival is a full-time job.

A savage satire for cat lovers, dog devotees, and people with a very questionable sense of humor, Reggie: The Cat Who Ruined Everything (But Made It Worthwhile) is what happens when Garfield is raised by South Park and given a platform.

Pets don't fit into a family-they blow the walls off and redecorate the soul.

***Warning: Intended for mature readers-contains profanity, crude humor, and one deeply disrespectful cat.***

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F9THDWND
• ISBN13: 9798285056256
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 134 Pages
• Weight: 0.42 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"