You were dropped into an open world with no tutorial, no rule book and no way to pause.
This is the instruction booklet that should have come in the box.
EARTH: The Official Operator's Manual treats being alive as exactly what it resembles: a vast, unfair, wildly ambitious video game that ships with no documentation and never explains its scoring. Written and illustrated in the style of a boxed-game manual from the golden age of the printed insert, it covers the systems nobody sat you down and described.
Inside the manual:
Character creation, and why your stats were rolled in secretReading your HUD, including the four readouts that decide everything and have no displayThe five pillar mechanics no amount of automation can play for youThe distraction system, and how real players are quietly converted into NPCsBoss fights: grief, failure, illness, betrayal and the ones nobody warns you aboutKnown bugs, with workaroundsEndgame scoring, and the five criteria you are being marked on right nowThree fill-in worksheets, a glossary and a self-assessment scorecardSixty-five full-colour pages in a large format, laid out like a genuine games manual: neon section openers, labelled diagrams, stat readouts, warning panels and achievement lists.
It is funny. It is also, in places, more useful than it has any right to be, which tends to sneak up on people around Section 8.
A proper gift for the person who reads instructions, and an even better one for the person who never does.