Dumbest Galactic Bounty Hunters Book 2

By Vincent Knight

They stole a toaster. It was the most important thing they've ever done.

Jack and his crew of ex-con bounty hunters have a new problem: their AI, Melonch, has gone corporate. One minute he's quoting Shakespeare, the next he's demanding quarterly projections. The only cure is a set of illegal personality chips-and the only chips are on a heavily armed Imperial convoy.

What follows is a heist that goes wrong, a chase that goes drunk, and a courtroom planet where existence itself is on trial. Along the way, a half-machine engineer falls in love with a toaster that taught itself to care, a pilot goes back to the prison he escaped to save the people he left behind, and a captain remembers he was allowed to want something.

Armed with an ice cream machine, a toaster with a tragic backstory, and absolutely no plan, the galaxy's worst bounty hunters discover that sometimes the smallest things-a bowl of noodles, an empty flask, a plant by a window-are the things worth fighting for.

Dumbest Galactic Bounty Hunters is for readers who loved Guardians of the Galaxy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and anyone who's ever wondered if a toaster can teach you how to be human.

Spoiler: it can. And it will break your heart.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GVZR3NV2
• ISBN13: 9798233830921
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Vincent Knight
• Length: 164 Pages
• Weight: 0.43 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.5" x 8.5"