This book is an art book.
This book is a training manual.
This book is an accurate prediction of the future of Austin Texas and the world.
The aliens are coming, in fact they are already here. If you want to survive, please study this book carefully. Our artificial intelligence, A. I. Duckface, has worked tirelessly to provide over 10,000 images of the future. It is our responsibility to study these pictures and learn as much as we can from them. These images are secrets and clues that will help us defeat or join the aliens.