Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror

By Gary Clemenceau

"This vamp aggression will not stand, man Stoner-Gothic LEBOWSKIAN chaos in a DUDE-homage retelling of Bram Stoker's Dracula Book your summer trip. Ride the weird. Bring garlic." Kates McFadden

"THE definitive high school (and college) version of Dracula." Ray Thomas Baker

So, right. Blurb time, yo. Ok - this dude, The OTHER Dude - T.O.D., right? Todd Harker. Gets a little roasted and heads out to some gnarly castle where they're all vibin' on, like, a different plane, man. He's just helping this very uncool Count-dude snag some sketchy London real estate. Chill gig, right? Spooky mansion, weird vibes, spicy food, lots of sesh-time... but Count Drippy McChompface? Yeah - turns out he's more bloodsucking naked creepula than classy euro-aristo. (That sure seems familiar, yo.)

What follows is a full brain-taco ride through fog, fear, blood, bats, repressionistas, trephination, and a screaming nihilist. Your basic Tuesday. Not a chill outing, man. This isn't just a book - it's a vibe. Heavy on the spooky, light on the plot. Crypt-ic, dude. So yeah - go do the thing. Ghost, coast, and toast. From parody master Gary Clemenceau, the only guy brave enough to give Dracula a bong and a landlord complex.

Dracula's a BUMMER, man - a real trip through the dark side.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FBWTXY33
• ISBN13: 9798286065509
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 440 Pages
• Weight: 1.11 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 5.5" x 8.5"