Dracula's a BUMMER, Man: A Novel of DUDE Horror

By Gary Clemenceau

"This vamp aggression will not stand, man Stoner-Gothic LEBOWSKIAN chaos in a DUDE-homage retelling of Bram Stoker's Dracula Book your summer trip. Ride the weird. Bring garlic." Kates McFadden

"THE definitive high school (and college) version of Dracula." Ray Thomas Baker

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WARNING: This is a gothic STONER novel. You may become addicted. Or bite something. Whatever.

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So, right. Blurb time, yo. Ok - this dude, The OTHER Dude - T.O.D., right? Todd Harker. Gets a little roasted and heads out to some gnarly castle where they're all vibin' on, like, a different plane, man. He's just helping this very uncool Count-dude snag some sketchy London real estate. Chill gig, right? Spooky mansion, weird vibes, spicy food, lots of sesh-time... but Count Drippy McChompface? Yeah - turns out he's more bloodsucking naked creepula than classy euro-aristo. (That sure seems familiar, yo.)

What follows is a full brain-taco ride through fog, fear, blood, bats, repressionistas, trephination, and a screaming nihilist. Your basic Tuesday. Not a chill outing, man. This isn't just a book - it's a vibe. Heavy on the spooky, light on the plot. Crypt-ic, dude. So yeah - go do the thing. Ghost, coast, and toast. From parody master Gary Clemenceau, the only guy brave enough to give Dracula a bong and a landlord complex.

Dracula's a BUMMER, man - a real trip through the dark side.----
Publisher's Note: "Welcome to the latest from cult author Gary Clemenceau Note that there are multiple voices in this novel; it's not all stoned first-person. Like the original Dracula, this book is told via journal entries and letters from various people, to include: TOD; Bunny; Luce; Walter; Van HELSING, etc. And like Mina Harker in the original, it's Bunny who steals this book."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FBWTXY33
• ISBN13: 9798286065509
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 440 Pages
• Weight: 1.11 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.0" x 5.5" x 8.5"