Dracula is Back in a Black Trans Am

By Daniel Bergmann

A hilarious collection of ridiculous poems about all sorts of bizarre monsters: Dracula stages a comeback to Hollywood in his black Trans Am His hellhound gets loose and poops all over the neighbor's lawn, setting fire wherever he goes A Bigfoot monster rampages the countryside with feet-fumes that kill on contact The Two-Headed Horseman bullies Sleepy Hollow Frankenstein looks for love on the internet Nothing is safe No where is safe And no one is safe Even dairies are menacing in this zany book

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GMXJDSKR
• ISBN13: 9798247794226
• Release Date: February 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 30 Pages
• Weight: 0.16 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 7.4" x 9.7"