Dracula: But The Count Runs Half Marathons

by Dick Cody Heese

PLEASE READ: "Dracula: But the Count Runs Half Marathons" is an affront to classic literature and everyone who loves it. By adding a single sentence to every chapter of Bram Stoker's original novel, Dick Cody Heese fleshes out Count Dracula's backstory so that he runs moderate distances as a hobby. These changes have no effect on the plot, nor do they add any value to the reader's experience. However, they do imply that Count Dracula...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1087890764
• ISBN13: 9781087890760
• Release Date: July 2021
• Publisher: Dick Cody Heese
• Length: 408 Pages
• Weight: 1.20 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 6.0" x 9.0"