Double Snaps

By James Percelay, Monteria Ivey, Stephan Dweck

Book Overview

Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended.

Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet.
Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss.
Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium.
Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself.
Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy Free Willy "
You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films.
You're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth.
Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0688140114
• ISBN13: 9780688140113
• Release Date: January 1995
• Publisher: Harper Perennial
• Length: 176 Pages
• Weight: 0.57 lbs.
• Dimensions: 7.0" x 0.8" x 7.3"

Customer Reviews

FUNNY

If you want to buy a VERY funny book with all the right jokes and snaps, then you should buy DOUBLE SNAPS. It is hilarious! I could not stop laughing! All my friends are always asking to borrow it! I love this book! All the books in the snaps series are incredible but this one is defiantly one of the best! Get this book, you wont regret it!