Meet Dork. He's not weird, he's just extremely, chronically, incurably into adventure
Kelvin "Dork" Dorff has spent his whole life dreaming up Indiana Jones-style escapades with his fearless best friend, Soup. Problem is, growing up in the suburbs doesn't leave a lot of room for lost temples or ancient curses, so Dork's been stuck making up his own adventures (and getting sent to the principal's office for it).
That is...until he finds an ANCIENT treasure map hidden inside his own middle school Okay, them map's only from the '90s, but it's REAL, and it's about to change everything in Dork's life.
It just so happens... there's an underground, abandoned theme park right under their noses Woah
Now, Dork and Soul will dive into a a hilarious, hair-raising hunt through derelict roller coasters, sneaky traps, and malfunctioning animatronic rodents that have a deep desire to smash heads
Will Dork find the "X" in his ancient map? Will he survive long enough to brag about it? You have to read to find out But one thing's for sure: as long as he keeps being a big dork about it, he's got a shot.
A laugh-out-loud adventure for readers who like their treasure hunts with extra chaos.