Don't Poop on My Turtle's Head

By Arnold Kenny

This is the story of a little turtle that was rescued out of a creek. The little boy who rescued the turtle wanted to keep the turtle as a pet, but was told by his parents to return the turtle to the creek. Instead of taking the turtle back to the creek, the little boy hid the turtle in the bathroom toilet bowl. The adventure begins with the little turtle swimming through the water pipes from one bathroom to the other, trying to avoid poop from landing on his head. The little turtle finds himself being chased by members of the Turd Family. The turtle doesn't understand why several members of the Turd Family are smiling at him while he is being chased. The little turtle swims from one toilet bowl to another trying to escape the smell of the Turd family. The little turtle makes it safely to an upstairs bathroom where the little boy finds the turtle safe in a toilet bowl. The Turd Family floats out of the drainage pipes, but shouts to the little turtle as they are leaving, "we'll get you next time Pickles "

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GZZZNF2P
• ISBN13: 9798195836979
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 42 Pages
• Weight: 0.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 8.5"