After a painful breakup, a retired comedian finds solace in the arms of a professional cuddler. What starts as a therapeutic escape quickly transforms into a psychological free fall - blurring the lines between care and control, touch and transaction. As her emotional dependence deepens, the comedian must face the haunting question: was she being healed, or hustled?
Told with gripping vulnerability and dark humor, Don't Date Your Cuddle Therapist peels back the layers of intimacy addiction, manipulation, and survival in the modern age of loneliness.